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2009 Smoking Jim Slaughterhouse Merlot
Philosophy:
WEAK MEN! Here’s No Help For You!
The weak men who drink Smoking Jim Slaughterhouse Merlot for a few weeks are very unlikely to feel the joys of youthful fire and courage in their veins; the strength which they lost in earlier days will most probably not come back to them and those come and go pains in their backs are definitely not driven out forever. When Slaughterhouse Merlot is drunk there is no enhanced vigour nor youthful ambitions although sometimes a light heart or freedom from worry and care may incidentally result. If you have lost your vitality, no matter how it is exceedingly unlikely Jim will get it back or help you to feel young, look young, act young; Jim will in no way give you back your strength!
2009 Smoking Jim Slaughterhouse Merlot
Has definitely not restored thousands to the highest standard of manhood and womanhood. Smoking Jim Slaughterhouse Merlot not only doesn’t cure weakness of all kinds but also does nothing to help Rheumatism, Sciatica, Lame Back, Lumbago, Kidney, Liver and Stomach Trouble, Indigestion and Constipation. Nine out of every ten people who claim Smoking Jim Slaughterhouse Merlot has cured of their ills have been paid between $10 to $50 for their testimony. Read this completely fabricated Proof:-
“Dear Smoking Jim:- I think it is my duty to give your Merlot all the praise for what it has done for me. It is five weeks since I first drank your Slaughterhouse Merlot, and I could not work before I got it, and since then I have never lost a day or an hour. I was always doctoring before I got your Slaughterhouse Merlot and I would not now part with it at any price less that what I originally paid if I could not get another. If you can do anything with this testimony you are at liberty to do so. I remain yours truly, dave Lehmann esq “
To those who are tired of paying without results and to those who doubt that anything will help them Smoking Jim makes this promise:
If you are less than 100% satisfied with the 2009 Smoking Jim Slaughterhouse Merlot you better take a good hard look at yourself...
Production:
1.5t @ 1.9t / acre PL’s Block House Merlot
Picked 25th March 2009
1320 Bottles Produced
Colour:
Rich intense red purple over a dark core
Nose:
A mixed box of Red Fruit, Purfumed Spices and liquorice
Palate:
Tight firm yet generous palate weight. Assertive but velvety tannins relax then allow the generous red fruits slip out and coat the tongue seductively. The mouth is filled from top to bottom, front to back in an assertive but not aggressive display of three point balance between the spice fruit and gentle oak treatment. The tannins and firm acid cleanse and allow the wine to linger for an intensely enjoyable long time.
Purchase:
3 bottle case.
